This page used to exist for the purpose of you sending me questions to answer.

Someone, however, decided to be a real jerk by submitting partially blank forms 25-50 times every hour. It was cluttering my inbox.

As such, I’ve disabled the form until further notice. You can thank whoever lives at IP address 77.238.239.87 (which, coincidentally, has been flagged over 3,000 times for spam).

If you have a real question that needs answering, there are plenty of other ways to get in touch with me.